Pork Meat
tight, rosey faced, thick necked men that are wide in stature and large in the chest and shoulder area. this does not make them fat however, think more like “scandinavian wrestler”types. they have shiney skin pulled tight with a pork like quality. these men usually have larger heads with chubby cheeks. pork meat will usually be fair but some darker skin versions are seen rairly.
so i went on that blind date you set me up and dude when i got there the guy was total pork meat
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