pork party
a gathering where hoggers hope to hook up with fat chicks. a fat bagging and plumpf-ck fiesta. a good place for getting fat b-tched. the place to find omega mu action or ffb play. a party for playing nail the whale. a paradise for any plumper humper, hogger, veeter, chocolatier, chubby chaser, hog farmer, fattybanger, plumper pumper, blimper, whale rider, blubbernaut, fatty f-cker, whale humper, fat bagger, cottage cheese lover, who wants to get with a plumper, fatty, lard-ss, eater, chunker, sperm whale, fat b-tch, big girl, manatee, fatty mcb-tter pants bonbon style, chubbette, pig m-ffin, fatty-boombalatty, chub scout, buffet queen, fatsquatch, buffet blimp, fatty patty, glutton, fatty-bombatty, pork m-ffin, plump monkey, vitellius, fat benatar, slumpbuster, b-tterball, plumpette, truffle hunter, bbw, ssbbw, lard golem, fatso fatty b-tt, juggaload, plumpa lumpa or other blimpy, hoggy, fattractive or fat chick.
greg went to a pork party, put on the beer goggles and nailed a fatty who was fatter than a republican in a tub full of poor people. the next morning he suffered from fatty remorse because his friends had played faterazzi and snapped photos of him caught red handed playing nail the whale.
a large number of police cars parked in one area.
sh-t dude, we need to divert. there’s a pork party up ahead.
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