pork roast
a pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (-n-lly or v-g-n-lly), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.
syn. finger cuffs
“so this guy i knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, ‘so, what are you gonna do about this?’ and she started sucking him off.” – example
the act of two men having s-x at the same time with a hideously ugly woman. a variation of a threesome, it only becomes a pork roast if the girl is a complete munter. often, the ritual of a pork roast is ended by throwing the girl’s jeans out of the window, completing her humiliation.
“i slipped it up her -rs- while she sucked my mate off… afterwards we got rid of her by chucking her jeans out the window. man that was a pork roast i’ll never forget.”
in a threesome including one woman and two men, the act of having the girl perform f-ll-t– on one man, and being penetrated doggy style by the other man.
“yesterday night, i was in a porkroast, and i was the pig”
a fat woman sucking a guys d-ck & another guy f-cking her backdoor at the same time.
queen latifah likes to do a pork roast.
nickname given to mxc contestant on “country kids versus city kids” he is the fat asian kid.
“you callin me fat you little freak!!”
guy ledouche- oh yes i am
when a male sticks his d-ck in a female and slowly turns her in a 360 degree rotation.
john: me and sally got so bored last night that we did a pork roast.
jeff: awesome.
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