Pork Scotch Fridge
an appliance used by fat security guards for keeping all the food responsible for maintaining their waistline above 50 inches. to anyone else who has access to it its a repository for steaming piles of sh-t.
pork scotch (opening the pork scotch fridge): dear g-d what’s that smell!
maybe your food’s gone off.
pork scotch: someone’s put a bag of sh-t in my fridge!
i saw some n-gg-rs hanging round earlier.
pork scotch: i’ll kill ’em all!
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