pork star
noun
a morbidly obese female, in which her very presence is revolting and vile to the most epic and vivid level achievable.
in less often used, can refer to a morbidly obese male.
guy 1: d-mn man did you just see that one girl wreck the buffet? i doubt she even left us any!!!
guy 2: i know right? what a pork star!!!
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