Pork Sword Swallower


one who enjoys partaking in the pleasures of having a man’s p-n-s frequently in his or her mouth. they are usually quite p-ssionate with their hobby of engulfing miles of manmeat.
my girlfriend bonnie does a great dissapearing act when she swallows all of my juicy c-ck. she is a stupendous pork sword swallower, and does it with such vigor and professionalism. a real go getter.

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