porkapolypse
noun. conjugation of the words pork and apocalypse. the sad state of affairs when the swine, probably zombified, shall inherit the world.
guy: where were -you- when porkapolypse ’09 began?
girl: frying some bacon
the swine influenza ushered in the porkapolypse and the downfall of civilization.
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