porkestra
1. the sound made by a large group of fat people. contains noises of grunting, farting, burping, skin flaps rubbing, with a constant undertone of heavy breathing and wheezing.
2. the sound made by a fat person as they snore while simultaneously farting and burping. immediately followed by a toxic smell that kills even termites.
good lord, there are so many lard -sses in here it sounds like a porkestra. uh, and the smell…
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