Porkin’ Poutine
a s-xual maneuver based upon the delicious quebecois delicacy. the ingredients are represented as follows; fries (fingers), gravy (p–p), melted cheese curds (s-m-n). the “chef” concocts this s-xual dish as follows: a male or female’s -ss is penetrated by 2 to 4 of the chef’s fingers. the chef then proceeds to -j-c-l-t- on his or her p–p covered fingers. the chef’s fingers are then fed to the famished individual.
meredith devoured a large portion of porkin’ poutine at the pot luck last night.
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