porksmith
an incredibly straight male who has devoted his life to orchestrating situations in which he gets to have as much s-x with as many hot babes as possible.
literally “a smith of porkings”
you know that iain guy? i hear he’s had s-x with at least 50 chicks this month alone! he’s such a porksmith!
a person who shapes and makes a living out of pork.
the porksmith made me a sandwich.
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