Porktard
the affliction related to not being able to digest pork properly.
man, lisa’s been in the john all day. she probaby shouldn’t have eaten those pigs in a blanket. i think she’s a porktard.
Read Also:
- PornBook
when facebook turns into a p-rn site. “facebook was always that safe site i’d switch to when my mother entered the room. now i have no safe site.” – mchale romano official p-rnbook page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/p-rnbook/283621898344384 bill: yo tom, know any good p-rn sites? tom: yeah try www.facebook.com. bill: what?! that is facebook. tom: just trust […]
- Porn Flappers
the act of flapping p-rn cards on the las vegas strip. the flapping sound is the cards h-tting the below minimum wage workers hand a split second before he/she extends the hand for you to take or not take said card. so you think those p-rn flappers are a part of a union?
- porn pwned
when your internet explorer page freezes/breaks down when you are on a p-rn website person1: i got p-rn pwned yesterday, i desperatly switched it off at the mains just as my mum was coming upstairs person2: lol u got lucky, i got caught (not quick enough)
- poss got the gen herps
abbreviation for “i possibly have genital herpes.” can be serious or used as an excuse to not sleep with a less desirable mate. buddy: “dude please tell me you stayed away from sophie” victim: “she tried her best, but i told her i poss got the gen herps and problem solved” example 2 “poss got […]
- Prawn Smear
a prawn is a guy or girl with a hot body but really ugly face. a prawn smear is when you are so disgusted by their face that you take a sh-t and smear it all over their face during the act of love making, allowing you to do your business without having to look […]