porky eggs
a greasy breakfast containing eggs and a pork product, e.g., bacon, usually consumed the morning after a night of excessive drinking for the purposes of alleviating a hangover.
person a: d-mn dog, what you eating?
person b: porky eggs.
person a: what the h-ll are porky eggs dog?
person b: look it up in the urban dictionary you stupid r-t-rd.
person a attempts to look up the term on his iphone
person a: it’s not defined here dog.
person b: aw, sh-t. i submitted a definition a couple of days ago. those idiot editors at the urban dictionary must have rejected it.
person a: that sucks dog!
person b: i know, dog! now you aren’t going to know what porky eggs means, cause i ain’t telling you!
person a and b share a laugh.
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