Porky Sanchez
a distant relative to dirty sanchez. a porky sanchez occurs when having s-xual intercourse from behind (preferably doggy style) – and the male pulls out and unexpectantly jams his c-ck into his partners cornhole causing the partner to squeal like a pig!! at this time the male pulls out, rolls the squealing partner over, and wipes his p–p d-ck off under his partners nose!!
i think my dad gave my mom a porky sanchez tonight!! i heard her squealing like a pig and then a lot of cussing – then when she came in to kiss me good night – her upper lip smelled like -ss!!
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