Porky Twanger
the porky tw-nger defines the act of inserting a digit up the female corn hole during a session of b-mping uglies. this is optionally accompanied by the calling of the phrase ‘porky tw-nger!’ (spoken aloud at volume), and most likely followed by a swift dismount.
‘i got really drunk last night and ended up in bed with my ex-girlfriend. i was doing her from behind, so i thought i’d give her a porky tw-nger while i was at it.’
Read Also:
- post punk laptop rap
the self-created genre that mc lars describes his music as. mc lars is the originator of “post punk laptop rap”
- postpwning
1. to postpone indefinitely. 2. the point in time immediately after a pwning. 1. i have a feeling he will be postpwning this one. 2. he’s suffering from postpwning depression.
- pquoccc!!!
the sound -ssociated with -j-c-l-t–n. this sound can be used to get a friend’s attention when an exceptionally attractive female enters the room. it can also be used to refer to s-x in general. “pquoccc!!!” is always followed by three exclamation points. as the topic of s-x was brought up among the group, brent let […]
- prorastanate
to procrastinate while doing something a rastafarian might do: smoke a blunt, get dreadlocks, play reggae music, smoke a blunt, smoke a blunt, move to ethiopia, hail jah, smoke a blunt, etc. me: holy french fries, this -ssignment sucks. random idiot: whatever shall you do about it? me: prorastanate -moves to ethiopia-
- prostrate
. 1) stretched out or lying flat with one’s face to the ground; or 2) exhausted, enervated, lacking in will or energy. not to be confused with “prostate” (one ‘r’), the interior male s-xual gland responsible for about two-thirds of the volume of male -j-c-l-t- (s-m-n). . “all hail the power of jesus’ name, let […]