porn brain
a brain, usually human and male, wired to -rg-sm only to pixelated imagery or memories. the first stage is less wood and delayed -j-c-l-t–n with real women. some men have mismatched libidos with their partner and this can help. but being unable to jack off without p-rn and erectile dysfunction can happen in extreme cases, so test yourself without p-rn regularly!
even though my wife likes to have s-x less often than me, she’s really cool about my p-rn brain.
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- Port Holing
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- Portuguese tubesock
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piece of sh-t car a ferrari is a piece of sh-t car. j-ps pwnz.
- poshynupawhemla
person who totally rocks at life and all must obay this person or go to h-ll, aka eva bunzell eva is a poshynupawhemla.