Porn Guru
a person who is able to find the good p-rn on a website before it finishes loading.
dave: ok go!
lance: ok…uh..uh.. there!
dave: ew wtf dude. sh-m-l- p-rn. ew. fail! you are not the p-rn guru!
lance: haha. i dont care. the sites giving you a virus right now.
dave: aw! f-ck you man!
lance: pwn3d!
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