Porn Laptop
an older laptop that is now exclusively used for surfing p-rn. all the internet favorites are p-rn sites and it’s typically loaded with spyware and viruses.
dude, can i use your laptop; i need to buy some sh-t on amazon.
sure man, just know that it’s my p-rn laptop and your credit card info will be public information. and don’t mess with my favorites!
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