Porn Lord


someone who watches excessive amounts of p-rn and knows absolutely nothing about real women.
actual conversation from an iirc channel:
thepatriot1> why is it so hard to find a virgin these days? i swear women these daysare nothing more than a bunch of sl-ts with v-g-n-s so loose they could park a car up there.
thepatriot1> women are so f-cking irrational too, what happened to the days when women actually knew their place and would shut their stupid mouths when a man tells them to
zozoid> lol seriously? did you learn about women from a fairy tale written by glenn beck? if you think that you clearly haven’t met any actual women. get off the computer and go outside, p-rnlord.
someone who buys or downloads a lot of p-rn, therefore is the place to get your p-rn fix.
john is the local p-rn lord, have a bondage fetish, he’s got it, what about a b-st–lity fetish, you’re weird.

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