Porn Picker
p-rn picker:
a person who picks very authentic looking p-rn videos. with great taste.
alex: hey bro, what the h-ll do you even do for a living?
andrew: oh i’m a p-rn picker.
alex: what the f-ck is that?
andrew: oh i pick the best p-rn for me and your mom to watch.
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