porn sacrifice
to fool your girlfriend by hiding your tame w-nk mags in an easy place, to throw her off the scent of the barely legal hardcore stuff well hidden elsewhere.
my girlfriend found my fiestas hidden under the bed and threw them out.she’ll never think to look for my private collection though.i guess thats a good p-rn sacrifice.
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