porn shui
the art of an internet p-rn surfer to position him- or herself in a manner that not only obscures the provocative computer screen from public view, but also gives the surfer the ability to detect any intrusive dangers immediately.
i’m a p-rn shui master- my back is facing the wall and the door is well within my view.
when you rearrange all the furniture in the room so no one can see whats on the computer screen.
the p-rn shui of my bedroom allows me to download naughty nurses 7 while talking to my father.
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