porn star boner
an almost inexplicably majorly solid erection that a guy gets once in a while. it is so hard and so major that it belongs on the body of a p-rn star pumped up with v–gr-. these b-n-rs are awesome and make guys feel real proud when they occur during s-x.
“i have a major p-rn star b-n-r! awesome!”
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