pornado

a tornado of p-rn adds that bombards your system after viewing p-rnography or being lured into an enticing ‘grand prize winner’ add.
dude! yesterday i was on mysp-ce and there was this little window that said i won a car. so i clicked on it and totally got swept into a p-rnado, and then my mom came in!!

it so blew major chunks…
a e-mail declaring a fake prize that actually triggers a m-ssive amount of child p-rn pop-ups that only get worse as you try to stop it.
i opened an e-mail labelled “free trip to hawaii” when a p-rnado took over my pc.
suddenly receiving an excessive amount of unsolicited p-rnographic spam email that when you try to delete opens a ton more p-rn sites
a p-rnado hit me as my wife was walking by my computer.
clicking a website link and having pop ups for p-rn sites start to flow like a storm!
wow! my computer just got hit with a p-rnado
used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at p-rnographic websites

background: uh…..
i almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at p-rn. i had to turn off my computer off because i got swept off in a f-cking p-rnado!
multi-monitored p-rn experience. specifically one involving 3 or more computer monitors all with multiple videos, photos, sites, ect open at once.
the man with four computer monitors was doing the p-rnado “before it was cool,”.
when one searches the internet for p-rn to the point where a virus is acquired and the said virus then proceeds to spam your computer with popups that are nearly impossible to get rid of.
“yesterday when i turned my computer on i got hit by a catastrophic p-rnado”

or

“that was an f5 p-rnado!”

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