pornappointed
a mixture of feeling p-ssy, h-rny, and disappointed, usually caused by expecting a fun night with a hot f-ck and it falls through.
girl: i’m so h-rny i wish we had a d-ck to ride instead of just us two.
other girl: i know a guy to call! he can help us out 😉
guy on phone: can’t do it tonight. are you mad at me?
girl:…i can’t think of a word to describe how i feel. i’m p-ssy and i’m h-rny and i’m disappointed you won’t come. i’m p-rnappointed.
guy: right…
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