Pornasaurus Rex


the appairant magical creature that comes to you when you are eighter high or wasted when you look p-rn.

it is said to look like barney with s-x toy strapt to a belt around his waist.
friend 1: (looking at toys) “wow!” (nearly faints)

friend 2: “what is it man”

friend 1: ” i just saw the p-rnasaurus rex man.”

friend 2: “wow whats he like?”

friend 1: “he’s awesome!”

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