Pornband


broadband, or landline-based fibre (fttc, fttp, xdsl, cable) communication that is faster than the usual adsl ~8 mbps variants offered.

usually a fibre broadband connection of 30 mbps+.

so called because it’s faster for streaming tonnes of hd p-rn – hence the term “p-rnband”
john just got some juicy bt infinity p-rnband installed – he’ll be in there for hours now!
slang for broadband superhighway
q;”u speak to jimmy/johnny/tim/etc last night?”
a; nah couldn’t get through, the tommy tanker must’ve been on p-rnband for hours.

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