porned
v. to shorten the lifespan of a computer significantly by viewing excessive amounts of p-rnography. very similar to catching a std but for your computer. making it extremely complicated and frustrating to stream music, movies or any website.
enducing your computer into a p-rnographic “coma”
bro 1: “dude did you jump on the computer and watch the new episode of tim and eric?”
bro 2: ” i would thoroughly enjoy that but i’ve p-rned my computer to death
the past tense form of the verb p-rn which is 1)the act of looking at p-rn. 2) a word to describe the act of looking up, searching for p-rn on the internet
see also the gerund form p-rning
1) i got some p-rn and p-rned all weekend.
2) i would be more alert today if i hadn’t p-rned all night on my computer.
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