pornesia
forgetting to remove your naughty video from the dvd player after you rub one off before your wife finds it.
caused by the brain shutting off for a bit after a good w-nk.
vin: “so why are you in the wife’s doghouse?”
joe: “oh, she found my copy of ‘dp teens 2’ i forgot in the dvd player.”
vin: “ha ha, sounds like a case of p-rnesia.”
joe: “arg, happens everytime.”
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