Pornguyver


1) n. someone with the uncanny ability to find or access p-rnography from any device that could in any way, shape, or form connect to the internet.

2) v. someone with the uncanny ability to destroy any and all computers with their reckless need to visit questionable p-rnography sites.
definition 1)
guy1: your brother managed to pull up p-rn on my toaster.
guy2: he’s p-rnguyver, what can i say?

definition 2)
guy1: hey, can you come fix my computer, it’s dead?
guy2: what happened, did your brother p-rnguyver it again?
someone going to great lengths to rig up elaborate (and sometimes dangerous) setups to view multiple p-rnography sources simultaneously.
guy1: did you see my brothers new setup?
guy2: no…
guy1: basically it’s 5 old monitors from a p-wn shop hooked to 3 computers with no case all perched on a closet door sitting between 2 cinder blocks sitting across his bathtub. oh, and p-rnguyver’s got a projector running too.

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