pornhub dermatitis
the skin condition that develops on the palmar aspect of the hand after a 30 day free subscription from p-rnhub.
jim: doc, i got this red , scaly rash on the palm of my hand that just started last week.
doc: have you been using that hand a lot without lubricant.
jim: yes, a lot over the last month since i got this new free p-rnhub service.
doc: that explains young man, you got p-rnhub dermat-tis. you need to moisturize that hand with some coconut oil and learn to be a bimanual jerker.
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