porniphurous
the roman god of adult entertainment. we derive the modern words “p-rn” or “p-rnography” from her.
according to an ancient myth, p-rniphurous went down to earth for s-x, but she was too hot and now boy had the b-lls to try to bang her. in order to seduce some men she started touching herself everywhere. this made the men watching her very h-rny so they all m-st-rb-t-d to her instead of just f-cking her. after p-rniphurous realized she was stuck a virgin, she went back to the underworld to get laid. the men had nothing to do on long weekends so they drew stick figures that resemble p-rniphurous. this is the origin of p-rn.
“if it wasnt for p-rniphurous, i wud have nothing to do over the summer”
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