Pornistan
the term became a synonym for the nation of pakistan in 2010 after news sites reported that pakistan is finally no. 1 at something: watching p-rn on the internet!
according to google trends, pakistanis are particularly interested in child s-x, rape s-x, animal s-x, horse s-x, donkey s-x and of course camel s-x making them world leaders for those search terms in google. to keep the compet-tion fair for smaller countries (pakistan has 173 million citizens), only searches per citizen were considered.
despite pakistan’s long and active history of internet censorship, the government has no problems with rape, child and animal p-rn as long as it does not criticize slam.
no. 1 nation in s-xy web searches? call it p-rnistan – fox news
makhdoom syed yousaf raza: hey, want to come to my party tomorrow evening? we’ll be watching some child s-x and camel s-x movies.
bill: you sick p-rnostani b-st-rd!
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