Pornkies
1. p-rnkies are cookies that are so good that you can reach a certain type of -rg-sm while eating them. they are to be taking seriously or they can get you in embarr-ssing moments.
2. p-rnkies is also a type of pastry that represents s-xual objects or situations. these are cookies that you can fap to while eating them. they can be used for special occasions or just for a lonely night.
1. dude, i just came while eating these cookies what’s wrong with me?
it’s alright, those are p-rnkies they are supposed to make you feel that way. that’s how good they are.
2. i don’t get it why your mom sends p-rnkies in your lunch, aren’t those a little explicit? though, they are quite deliciously s-xy looking.
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