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the perfect career move for brittney spears
possibly the best thing in the world.
three cheers for p-rno, hiphip hooray, hiphip hooray, hiphip oh sh-t my mom just found my collection.
the closest i’ll ever get to being with a woman
you’re so p-rno
the reason as to why we had to reformat my computer and change my email address 12 times over the last week.
i accidentally downloaded 3 viruses onto my computer whilst searching for bizarre german p-rno.
p-rno is the relaxing pics of naked chicks and babes that you look at while masturbating
“i looked at the p-rno in the magazine and when asked i said:”what i like to read the articles!!!””
something i look at all the time
“d-mn, can’t find any good lasbo p-rno on the web!”
the greatest thing in the world next to ice cream and barbecue. looked down on by many people but those people are, you know, whatever.
every good american should prove their worth by watching and making a p-rno.
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