Porno Pixy
the ultimate c-cktease for the unwillingly confused, by our sick american society, heteros-xual male college aged romantic. that is, a young, bored and flirtatious trophy wife who posts a semi-fake ad to an internet dating site and proceeds to act like she’s falling in love with him so that she can have the most authentically scandalous phone s-x behind her husband’s back.
also related, a hyper-romantic female who goes beyond all of society’s standards to be free, only to get trapped in a stagnant office job where she becomes that sl-tty professional who is obviously enjoying the insurance broker, hedge fund manager, congressman and county judge in all different holes.
man, you just see that p-rno pixy blow by in that benz! sh-t, i bet her husband is paying good money for her d-ld- and broadband access as he loots the wealth of american society through collateralized debt. after all, a hottie needs her wand and spells in order to make any would be male sucker co-ed believe he is her soulmate.
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the ultimate c-cktease for the unwillingly confused, by our sick american society, heteros-xual male college aged romantic. that is, a young, bored and flirtatious trophy wife who posts a semi-fake ad to an internet dating site and proceeds to act like she’s falling in love with him so that she can have the most authentically scandalous phone s-x behind her husband’s back.
also related, a hyper-romantic female who goes beyond all of society’s standards to be free, only to get trapped in a stagnant office job where she becomes that sl-tty professional who is obviously enjoying the insurance broker, hedge fund manager, congressman and county judge in all different holes.
man, you just see that p-rno pixy blow by in that benz! sh-t, i bet her husband is paying good money for her d-ld- and broadband access as he loots the wealth of american society through collateralized debt. after all, a hottie needs her wand and spells in order to make any would be male sucker co-ed believe he is her soulmate.
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