porno secretary
an otherwise pretty girl who wears nerdy/ugly gl-sses like the sterotypical secretary in cheesey 1970s’ p-rno films; when she whips those gl-sses off, the prudish nerd vanishes to reveal a sultry s-xy kitten, ready to pounce. it’s -n-logous to clark kent turning into superman just by taking off his gl-sses.
jenny chose her new gl-sses to try and make guys take her more seriously by trying to tone down her attractiveness, but they’ve only made look like a p-rno secretary.
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