pornodeixeophobia
the fear that you forgot to close your p-rn on your laptop the night before and it will pop up at work, school, or any other public place or while someone else is around in general. por-noh-dayk-see-oh-foh-bee-h (from greek πόρνος pórnos “fornicator”, δεῖξις deîxis “display, showing”, and -φοβία -phobía “fear”)
“dude, i finally got done writing that paper. now i just have to print it.”
“nice, man! show me!”
“nah, i can’t open up my laptop here. i have major p-rnodeixeophobia.”
Read Also:
- pounding a salad
fisting a v-g-n- bro 1: bro, i was pounding a salad so hard last night. bro 2: what? no breadsticks?
- prindal
a person that is identified as stupid, dumb or weird paul: that girl just tripped on a stick and fell on her face bob: what a prindal
- PTF ratio
percentage of t-t from fat she’s got m-ssive cans, but her ptf ratio is way too high
- Prized Toe
the ability for a toe to create a touch id on an iphone. that prized toe can unlock any phone!
- pumpjacking
pumpjacking : when a drunk friend is sitting on the couch nodding their head from upright to hanging down trying to stay awake meandeanbean: hahaha look at billy over there pumpjacking , get the sharpies ready