pornometer
measuring device in the study of p-rnology. p-rnometers are primarily used by p-rnologists to determine how many p (1 p-rn = .666667 inches) are in any given p-rnograph. the p-rnometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scr-t-. special care should be taken to calibrate it.
“whoa i just received a p-rnogram from petco.”
‘let me whip out my p-rnometer and appraise that for you’
“no, put that away; there are children here.”
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