Pornosexuality
p-rnos-xuality is the act of neither being h-m-s-xual or heteros-xual, instead of going out and trying to get a girlfriend/boyfriend they lock themselves iin there grandmas bathroom and watch internet p-rnograpghy from p-rnhub to brazzers well stroking the erected p-n-s. well fantasizing of having a significant other to do it for them.
travis e. sits on his grandmas toilet for hours slaving over his (2in) long erected p-n-s, while his grandmother cooks him dinner unaware of the p-rnos-xuality being done in her bathroom.
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