pornscaping
tr-mm-ng your p-b-s while watching p-rn.
jim was p-rnscaping before his big date
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someone who is in love with an oven. people who cook instead of having s-x most people named tammy are ovens-xual “that boy ben is pans-xual, but im ovens-xual”
- private island
the place to lose your sungl-sses (virginity) with someone in the age group of seven or below mj lost his sungl-sses at the private island with tina.
- prostipotato
a potato prost-tute; or the name of your secret lover omg did you see that prostipotato today she is so basicly amb-tchous; oh i wanna bang prostipotato
- psychopathic
to kill someone telepathically. to project your mind to kill another’s. i had to kill, but it wasn’t the right time, there were to many people. so i have to do things the hard way by projecting psychopathic waves and all of the sudden the person died with no evidence to link me to the […]
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persuading multiple parties of different agendas to believe something, typically by use of deception for self gain. when a large company purchases a micro/craft brewery then publicly demeans craft beer. “we are being pudweisered”