Pornstache


funky looking mustache common among male p-rn stars
“hey that p-rnstache sure distracts from his huge member”
having a moustache that resembles ron jeremy’s, world known p-rn star.
heheh, that dude got a f-cking p-rn stache.
a otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.
dave’s attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing p-rnstache.
ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a p-rn star would have.
csi’s george eads was sporting a p-rnstache for several episodes.
a specific individual wearing aforementioned p-rnstache.
that f-cktard p-rnstache is wearing a jacket that only a rigger monkey would have.

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