porntop
a laptop infested with p-rnography
my p-rntop is full of good lesbian p-rn
a laptop (usually secret) on which 99-100% it’s time is used for p-rn!
true geeks have ubuntu installed on them! and store all of the p-rn in an encrypted disk image file! and only use the root account to actually view the p-rn!
anton: mindy, what are you doing?
mindy: looking through a laptop my boyfriend was hiding!
anton -looking at the ubuntu logo on screen-: mindy, i think this is a p-rntop! he’s not into in just you anymore! or maybe he’s gay!
-mindy cries-
anton -hugging her-: i know, the truth hurts, i can try to hack it!
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