Pornumentary
p-rnumentary is the play by play description of an occurring s-xual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their s-xual activity can be heard by others.
the following is an excerpt from a p-rnumentary that i overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the memorial day weekend.
jasmine: (tee-hee) can we try it doggy now?
brody: (feeling oh so lucky) sure! but you’ll have to move that way a bit!
jasmine oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!
brody: i’m sorry about that, it doesn’t feel too good when i hit the “taint” either!
jasmine: taint…? d-mn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
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