Porous Pecker
famous german tennis player, former wimbledon champion.
on the german game show ‘you bet….?’ tennis star porous p-ck-r has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend lilly kerssenberg.
the two split up last year, and p-ck-r was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, sandy meyer-woelden. but he says now that that is a mistake behind him.
“last summer i went a bit off track but she took me back. now i don’t want to let her go,” p-ck-r told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.
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