porpoise poot


the act of going underwater with the exception of your -ss and letting out a loud fart. preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the -ss breaches the water. the way a porpoise clears it’s blowhole to breathe and reemerge .
when in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. do you blow bubbles or share with the m-sses and porpoise poot.

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