porpoise pussy
an exceptionally tight v-g-n-. implied to be tighter than that of a porpoise’s p-ssy, which is water tight.
my d-ck is still sore from f-cking that b-tch with the porpoise p-ssy! i thought her p-ssy was gonna strangle the life out of my c-ck!
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- Powersmash
(verb) to give or be given a hard -n-l blasting by -sserting dominance to the highest degree. “that final just gave me a herculean powersmash but was generous enough to hand me an ice pack afterward.”
- Prolonged-Soon
another word for “eventually” “gonna go to the kitchen prolonged-soon to get a sandwich but i’m currently lazy”
- PreBQ
a barbeque that occurs before an event. a pre-barbeque. eg. a barbeque before going out drinking, or a barbeque before going to a concert. i’m going to jeff’s prebq.
- Prostate Pry Bar
when a man holds in a sh-t, let’s the tip out, and sucks it back in repeatedly to scr-pe the prostate gland. i used the trusty prostate pry bar to get myself off.
- Pussy Punt
kicking a girl in her p-ssy plain and simple i’ll p-ssy puntyou b-tch.