Porridge fail
porridge fail is a person, whom fails at making porridge,
there porridge making skills are below zero, it is near impossible for them to make porridge,
-my little brother was the first person cl-ssified as porridge fail.
-little brother walks in with slop that should be porridge-
me- “what the h-ll is that?”
him- “porridge dumb -ss”
me- ” listen boy i know porridge and that is not porridge, you my friend are a porridge fail”
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