Porridge Knickers


a condition that results in the soiling of female undergarments due to extreme s-xual excitement. this results in the kickers appearing to have a porridge like colour and texture stained into them.
i brought a durty yoke home from the lodge last night and she was foaming at the gash – serious case of porridge knickers lying on my floor in the morning.

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