Porridge Pot Surprise
when a man has had one too many drinks and he is having casual s-x with some girl…he then proceeds to open up her p-ssy and whitey into it filling it to the brim … the man may then put his p-n-s inside the girls v-g-n- and stir in a rotary motion to make it a porridge pot surprise.
boy: “i was at dat oxygen festival last year and fit looking l-ss was fully grinding me liek.. so i took her back to my tent and started licking her out…felt a bit sick so i threw up in her p-ssy and made a nicee wee porridge pot surprise
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