port-a-crib
another word for a mobile home or trailer home. a home on wheels. can also be used in reference to a trailor park. derived originally from a baby’s portable fold up crib. crib in this usage is the definition of a home and port-a is used to describe its mobility.
there are no ghetto places in our town – except for the trailor park. the last time i went to someone’s port-a-crib i almost got knived.
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